What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
The star first baseman will take some time to deal with a nagging wrist problem. Visit MLB Trade Rum...
I always had a crush on one girl since the moment I laid my eyes on her. On first day of my college,...
Five or Six. Why? Send these to war. From the very start of the series you have children being used...
Sleeping more than nine hours a night is linked to worse cognitive performance, according to new res...
Nvidia has been trading places with Apple and Microsoft at the top of the market cap ranks since las...
The former Jets QB signed a nine-figure deal with the Seahawks in free agency after a career year in...
This is a long one but worth the read… My old roommate was my best friend of 20 odd years. I was itc...
After Clint Eastwood called a new interview with him "phony," the journalist behind the piece says i...
Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do no...
Brad Marchand's second goal of a thrilling Game 2 clinched a 5-4 double-overtime victory for the Pan...
Scientists have developed a scanner to find arsenic-laced green pigment after thousands of Victorian...